This Dog Dictionary was written by an Unknow Author and not me.
Let’s give him thanks for sharing it with us.
All our dogs are cute, funny, lovably and very intelligent.
I find this Dog Dictionary very help full to be use and also explains the most common words that our doggies will like to hear.
Please make some Fun and share it with our loyal and best friends !!!!!Our Dogs !!!!!
This is a process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. " You can help by shaking vigorously and frequently." This how our Dog Dictionary explains this word.
Two-wheeled exercise machines, invented for dogs to control body fat.
To get maximum aerobic benefit, you must hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly and run alongside for a few yards; the person then swerves, and falls into the bushes, and you prance away.
The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.
Any soft, dean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.
This is a malady which affects dogs when their person wants them in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, then running in the opposite direction, or lying down.
Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly, you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.
A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity.
You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose.
If you do it right, you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume and moldy crusts of bread.
A maneuver to use as a last resort when the Regular Bump doesn't get the attention you require,....especially effective when combined with The Sniff.
Every good dog's response to the dog commands "sit!", especially if your person is dressed for an evening out. Incredibly effective before black-tie events.
As per Dog Dictionary is a strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go.
Is a feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.
Dog sniffing is a social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.
Are to dog like napkins are to people. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa and wipe your whiskers clean. !WoW !!!!
This is a signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.
Let's not forget exiting via windows, chewing door frames and clawing every door in the house!
This is a dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.
! Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot little puppies !
By Gene Hill